May I Have Your Attention Please

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America;
North Carolinians, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, Virginians and West Virginians
will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

From now on, you must now refer to us as: APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

Thank you.

Now if you'll excuse me; I got possums to fry...